I thought we got rid of you lot years ago!

Bloody Kiwis! What the hell would a New Zealander know about making Indian Chutney? Complete nonsense! What? The dip? Yeah the dip's good. No, I don't want to try the Chutney.

OLD LADY AT OUR FIRST TASTING

“NOT a fan of Kiwi Dave’s BOMBAY BRINJAL!

All I did was whisk a dessert spoon of it into the egg mix for my egg and bacon party pies. 

Now my husband’s workmates keep pestering me for more! 

Not happy Dave!”

DANI CROSSING

Smashed avos can be pretty boring!

So I like to lightly toast some Turkish or Jalapeno bread, layer with avocado, pinch of salt and lemon, tasty cheese, tomato, topped off with Kiwi Dave’s Bombay Brinjal. Or, if I’m feeling lazy, just the avocado and 

Dave’s chutney. So moreish!

ELEANOR PATTERSON